Made from durable black ripstop fabric, this tote is built to handle your everyday chaos — from beach days to dodging exes in the supermarket.

Screen-printed with our signature WE ARE NOT FRIENDS logo on one side, it's roomy enough for your laptop, lunch, and emotional baggage. Long handles make it easy to carry over your shoulder, even when life gets heavy.

Whether you're running errands or running away from responsibilities, do it in style.